Look at these beauties!
Tiger clasp clutch by Wilbur & Gussie for House Of Fraser
Glitter box clutch half price in the French Connection sale!
I am a lover of all the box and envelope clutches about at the moment, the more they look like they've come out of the Dynasty wardrobe department the better. I would ideally like one that's in the shape of a jaguar's head, with rubies for eyes and smoke coming out of its nostrils. Please let me know if you see it, I would love for it to exist outside of my sweetest dreams.
...or this one by Marni would do.....
....or this one by Di Von F. Shoulder pads ho!
I need my belongings to be fixed to me, people, physically STRAPPED to my body, or I will lose them. And cross body bags aren't cutting it. Does Joan Collins have a satchel? No.
What to do?
- Use clutch bag as a prop for dancing with (I'm imagining sky-writing with it, like a glittery sparkler)
- Purchasing a tiny bag and an enormous coat with pockets big enough to shove it in
- Attaching it to my body with a series of powerful magnets.
Seriously ladies, how are you managing to do this? Let me in on the secret.