I told you there would be marmalade, didn't I? It's only four weeks late!
Even if you can take or leave the stuff, I'm telling you NOW my Christmas marmalade will transform you. It will leave you dribbling in the gutter outside my house, pleading for your next hit.
Or you could just make your own.
My secret, after all, is quite simple. Take a cheat's jar of Ma Made (available in most big supermarkets), and then replace the water content with the following: 2:1:1 amaretto:brandy:water.
AMARETTO MARMALADE.
It's the FIT.
This is all that's left at our house. The batch should fill roughly five normal sized jars (or three normal sized jars and a beast, as above).
Sam has been mainlining marmalade sandwiches at a rate previously unseen in a non-duffel-coat-wearing-non-bear.
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