I spent all day Friday and Saturday learning about how to do Pilates on ladies who are growing a baby. Then I learned about how to put them back together again, after they have popped the baby out.
HOLY MARY MOTHER OF CHRIST
If they told you this shit at school, the human race would be EXTINCT.
If you are reading this, and you are a lady who has grown a baby, and popped that baby out. WELL. I don't know what to say. Keep your Ussein Bolts. You're my athletic hero.
And as for those of you -like a few girls on the course- who currently building your own monster truck inside your tummy - pretend you didn't read this. Close your eyes. Continue the human race.
And I will be here (at a very reasonable rate) to put you back together again.