On a day full of emotion, your tearful mind will read something prophetic into this, such as "your marriage is not going to be the sort of one anybody else would ever want. Or be able to catch."
All it will really mean is, you were the best at javelin in your year.
Repeat after me:
Don't be a hurler.
Be a tosser.
Can you see the flowers? Honestly, did anyone really stand a chance?